WARNING

US Navy Medicine has determined that humor of the type located within this web page, even though you might laugh about it now, can be potentially damaging to interpersonal relationships, and cause you to seek counseling, however, you will never tell anyone that you are seeking counseling, and you might actually not ever actually go to counseling, but you will think that you have and so it will become reality, at least in your mind. These symptoms may not show for at least 5-8 years after exposure. Most children have invisible friends, yet only the truly fortunate have invisible friends who grow up, go to college, and become an invisible counselor. Additional side effects include promiscuity and a complete breakdown of your moral and ethical system.