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Step 1. A nice purse
is always necessary. For this evening, Karen has chosen a nice white one
that should go nicely with ice cream. |
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Step 2. Ensure that
the pregnant women is allowed full access to the cooler. Employee body guard
if necessary. |
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Step 3. Remove all men
from the cooler area (this is for their own protection - were a wrong cake
to be chosen, and the man be within 300 yards, he is certain to be blamed
for the poor choice). |
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Step 4. On his way to
the safety zone, the man should throw an approximate amount of money at
cashier and get the hell out. |
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Step 5. Success! Pregnant
women with ice cream cake. |
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Step 6. A little treat
for the teacher is always nice! |
